Funny Happy New Year Status 2020
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*I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!
*It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
*I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
*New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
I’m going to order a pizza five minutes before the new year, and when they arrive, I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
*Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2020 Please…
*Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
*Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.
Every year I resolve to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
*A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
*I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
*I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
This year I resolve to find out who I am.
Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.
May the happiness you get this year to become more significant than your weight…… Happy New Year!
Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.
Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours; if the tail comes, then you are mine. happy new year
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds, so I look skinnier.
You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2019.
My wish is that this year, you fulfill your New Year’s resolution, especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, change your habit of complaining!
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Go ahead, resolve. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.
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I need a date…only for New Years…
I do not make New Year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is fantastic. I’m not going to stop that in 2020.
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan, and Me. All the stars wish you a very Happy New Year.
New Year is the time of the Year when you tell stupid people how good they are!
Like this, if you’re “never drinking again.”
I would say Happy New Year, but it’s not happy; it’s precisely the same as last year except colder.
My new year’s resolution is 1920 x 1080.
First, you take a drink; then the glass makes a drink, then the bottle takes you. Happy new Year!
This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!
New Year is not a life-changing event. You change your resolutions.
If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.
Currently taking applications for my new year’s kiss…
I’m hiring a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve… if I’m single.
For my new year’s resolution, I will work with neglected children. (my own)
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty-two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never-ending joy.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
I have got the best business idea in 2020. I’m going to start Facebook and WhatsApp rehab centers throughout the country.
My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
I’m a holiday virgin: -Never had a New Years’ kiss. -Never had Valentine’s Day kiss. -Never had a Valentine.
The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim too high, start small like…” I’m not going to fart in church.”
This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Secrets out!’ after I ejaculate.
This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.
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I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches!
Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?[sq]
[sq]Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.[sq]
[sq]This Year, may you end up fighting less with your partner over the TV remote.
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
This Year may God inspire you to enroll in that anger management course finally.
It’s time for champagne, cake, and balloons. It’s time to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year.
I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.
Before I die, I would like to kiss someone at midnight on New Year’s.
I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years’ resolutions!
Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long.
I pray sincerely no sequel is released into your favorite vampire romance this year!
Do you know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this year, I’m going to take it one day at a time.[sq]
[sq]I wish for this year to have lesser disasters, less hate, fewer accidents, and loads of love. Happy New Year.
Funny Happy New Year’s Resolutions
I would quit drinking Champagne for my New Year’s resolution, but nobody likes a quitter.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
One resolution I have made, and always try to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
I will stop making New Year’s resolutions. I never keep them anyway.
Drink more. Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
Never again will I ingest quantities of alcohol that surpass my body’s limit.
I will start a blog about my feelings and then bitch about how I don’t have anything interesting to write about.
I will never again eat a jackfruit before going to a public function.
I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am optimistic, not a quitter.
I will stop liking my friend’s status only because I want the person who posted it.
Watch more TV. It’s very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.
I will not hang around girls – they think I love them, and that sucks!
I will try to figure out why I need ten e-mail addresses.
I will never again wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.
I’m going to go on a diet and exercise every day. I will lose weight… oh wait, is that cake?
I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t washed it more than once in the last year.
I will drive to the fitness center at least once a week to pay my respects.
I will play more computer games. Studies have shown that they improve visual skills, reflexes, and ability.
I need to start eating more healthy, but I have to finish all the junk food first, so I don’t get tempted.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.